Two-Faced Tom

Who's that man walking down the alley
Oh, Two Faced Tom
Arm and arm with my gal Sally
Oh, Two Faced Tom
If that's the man that I call my friend
Oh, Two Faced Tom
I'm gonna bring that man's life to an end
Oh, Two Faced Tom

I've got a plan, I've got a plan
I'm gonna kill that woman
And her brand new man
They call Two-Faced Tom

He ain't got no soul but he's got good looks
Oh, Two Faced Tom
He ain't got no charm but a fat pocket book
Oh, Two Faced Tom
What's the reason that you don't want me
Oh, Two Faced Tom
To hell with you it wasn't meant to be
Oh, Two Faced Tom

I've got a plan, I've got a plan
I'm gonna kill that woman
And her brand new man
They call Two-Faced Tom

You can lock me up in the county jail
Oh, Two Faced Tom
One life sentence, no chance for bail
Oh, Two Faced Tom
But I'll be happy, no I won't get down
Oh, Two Faced Tom
Just knowing his bones are rotting in the ground
Oh, Two Faced Tom

I've got a plan, I've got a plan
I'm gonna kill that woman
And her brand new man
They call Two-Faced Tom

Listen up fellas and listen up true
Oh, Two Faced Tom
If your woman is cheating and you don't know what to do
Oh, Two Faced Tom
There's only one way to make it right
Oh, Two Faced Tom
And that's to take a gun and end his life
Oh, Two Faced Tom

I've got a plan, I've got a plan
I'm gonna kill that woman
And her brand new man
They call Two-Faced Tom

Jesus, can you hear me from up on high?
Oh, Two Faced Tom
Said I want to go to heaven now when I die
Oh, Two Faced Tom
But if you can't let me in your door
Oh, Two Faced Tom
I better see that woman and her man down below
Oh, Two Faced Tom

I've got a plan, I've got a plan
I'm gonna kill that woman
And her brand new man
They call Two-Faced Tom