Christmas Convoy

Santa! Santa!
Look out for a rubber duck
What the-?

Uh, breaker 1-9, this here's the lead reindeer
You got a copy on me, Frosty? Come on
Ah, yeah, 10-4 there, Frosty, for sure, for sure
By golly, sure hope we'd still have a holly jolly one, come on
It's a big 10-4 there, Frosty
Yeah, we definitely got our hands full tonight
Good buddy, mercy shakes a life, we need a Christmas convoy
Christmas convoy

It was the dark of the moon and it was Christmas soon
And only a day away
D.O.T. was cracking down, and the toys had been delayed
We were stuck in a drift at the old North Pole
With eight mighty anxious reindeer
And if Santa didn't get some help
Well, Christmas wouldn't come this year

We need a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night
Yeah, we need a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh
Christmas convoy

Uh, breaker Frosty, this here's old red nose, yeah
You wanna move it on over for Santa?
Yeah, 10-4, he's greasy side up
But we're 'bout to turn this salt-shaker out

Well, we all pulled outta the old North Pole
Ears on, eyes open wide
But we were shaking the bushes and looking for bears
In our triple digit ride
Now that wiggle wagon had his bird dog on
As it hovered above the ground
A red, green and white for chicken lights
Decked out and loud and proud

We got a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night
Yeah, we got a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh
Christmas convoy

Ah, Frosty, yeah, we're 10-33, back the door now
You're gonna have to back off the hammer a bit
Because we're double nickel and 'bout to hit the big road

Well, the big elf blew the doors off
His eight-reindeer powered ride
And he flew on past the bear's den in Georgia overdrive
Went on the black ice up ahead, there proved to be a pinch
A barricading roadblock had been set up by the Grinch

Well, there were teddy bears
And cars and trucks and toys of every size
Tethering out of the top of Santa's shiny ride
But Santa wouldn't back 'em up no matter what the cost
'Cause if he let that old Grinch stop us
This year's Christmas would be lost

Ah! Rudolph to Santa's better half
Ah, yeah, Mrs. Claus, you're gonna wear your bumper out
If you don't back off a bit, we're coming up on Antler alley
And we need all the help we can get

Well, the Grinch and all his henchmen
Lined up on the road ahead
And Santa rolled his window down
And his nose and cheeks turned red
He pulled his hat on low and tight and put the hammer down
And with a ho, ho, ho, he was slingin' snow
Singing Santa Claus is coming to town (then, forward)

We got a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night
Yeah, we got a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh
Christmas convoy

Yeah, 10-4, Frosty, what's your 20? Guitar town, well (Christmas convoy)
They oughta know what to do with them toys down there
For sure, well, mercy sakes good buddy (Christmas convoy)
We're gonna back on outta here
So, keep the Grinch off your back and the toys in the sack

Christmas convoy
We'll catch you next Christmas
This here's old red nose in the lead
We gone, bye, bye
(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)
(Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)