Bring A Friend - Remastered version

Upped and leave my home
Left a message on the answerin' phone
You said Whipped through your cash
Through a porno mustache
Bought a kipper tie and a ticket to fly
Now I'm walking with a swagger
Going deep down with my dagger
Scene one, take one

Clio and her sister Rio, were watching through the keyhole
Make your way in, rub up your skin
Let the scene begin, one, whoa

Well, I might be the honky but I'm hung like a donkey
So I'm tied to a bed with a pussy on my head, surrounded by ugly girls
There's no rust on me, I don't thrust or breathe
You can see me on page one to a hundred and three
Now the rules of my occupation, I say yes in every situation
You keep an undone fly, let your nosebag dry
So come on in, grease up the skin
Make me seed again, two, two, bring a friend

Don't need no concentration
My pelvis is my inspiration
And you run out to work and my tie needs a jerk
I live in a house that's made out of dirt

Clio and her sister Rio, we're rubbin' through the keyhole
Then we're makin' loud grunts their three little cts
And the action started again
So come on in, grease up your skin
Make a scene begin, go, go, go, go, go, go