Don’t Bring Lulu

Your presence is requested from little Johnny Wyms
With this invitation
The restipulation
When you attend this party, you will all be treated right
But there's a wild and woolly woman you boys can't invite
You can bring ... an ... nice girl
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose with a turn-up nose
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do what we boys don't want her to
When she straps herself around, London bridge has fallen down
You can bring cake or porterhouse steak
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu gets blue and she goes for a cool ice block on the shelf
She's the kind of smarty, who breaks up every party
All about Lulu, don't bring Lulu
I wouldn't bring her myself

We all went to the party
At real-high-toner fair
And then along came Lulu
As well as Anny Sulu
She started into Charleston
And all the boys did stare
But when she did the Hula-Hula then she got the
You can bring ... the old red bandit
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess with an Oh and Yes
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair... red here and red there
How can we boys keep our heads ... go out when they see red
You can bring peas and ... and cheese
But don't bring Lulu
Give her two beers
Then she tears more tears
Then she throws cups off the shelf
When she laughs with feelin's
The boys all hit the ceiling
All about Lulu
Don't bring Lulu
She'll come here herself