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So we've been talking about 'cool' and its uh ramifications, and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now, of the opposite of cool - 'uncool', just exactly what is 'uncool'?

Yeah, why-n't-we have some thoughts on that, uh...
It's uncool to claim you used to roam with Bert or that you have Bert's accs.
And yeah it's even less cool to ask "Who is Bert?"
It-it-it's uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change.
And uh it uh... It-it's uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist, uncool for the whole family.
You know, it's uncool to buddy with a known fink.
And it's uncool to ask "Where d'you get it?"
It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your penthouse as a porting address for packages from Mexico.
You know and it's uncool to ask "Where d'you get it?"
And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset, you know,
unless you should be wearing shades after sunset,
you know, in which case it is uncool to take them off.