My Friend Robot

I've got the greatest friend, he's a robot
He is my man and he's megawatt
He doesn't pretend, never lies
Never cheats, never steals from me

I trust nobody else with my secrets
I can depend on his sequence
Logical patterns I trust
In his hard drive, relax, I can unwind and

I got a friend and he's a robot man
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I know there is no human so techno
There is nobody so day glo
Constant companion
Who knows all the action
Can calculate fractions

And he is zero's and one's
And I know this
He is not flesh and he can't kiss
But who needs humans
When humans get angry
And humans get ugly

And I got a friend and he's a robot man
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man
I got a friend and he's a robot man
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I got the greatest friend, he's a robot
He's always thinking just non stop
Computing language
While making a sandwich
Converting the average

And he is always such fun
And he's number one
Taking the time and he can run
Right through the night
And he never sleeps
And he never lies down

I got a friend and he's a robot man
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man
I got a friend and he's a robot man
You know I got a friend, he's a computer man