Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle he's a lucky guy
I'm like gonna cry
I've got tears coming out of my nose

Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey, mazeltov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me

Four carats of princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee

Oh my god
Oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Oh my god you guys

Oh my god this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Oh my god you guys

Oh my god!

Ok everybody's fine
Good now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Loose the gum Kate, you look like the maid
Sorry!
Now prepare to serenade! (shh)

Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (shh)
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualif...
Shh!
Oh my god!
Guys I'm serious!

Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once ever has he hit on me
Shut up!
They're just like that couple from Titanic!
Only no one dies
Oh my god
Two! Three! Four!

Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancé
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today

Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Try not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!

Oh my god oh my god you...
Guys!
She's not here!
What?

She's not here?

Oh! Bruiser!
Hey Bruiser, Bruiser, where's Elle?

She doesn't have an engagement outfit?
What?
She's totally freaking out!
What?
Oh! She's trapped in the old valley mill!
Sorry, oh oh, yeh yeh
Oh sorry no, the old valley mall!
Ahh

Ahh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god oh my god you guys
Fashion crisis to supervise
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorise
Oh my god you guys!

Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!

It's almost there but
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say "bride"

Can't look like I'm desperate
Or like I'm waiting for it
I've gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

There she is!
Oh my god oh my god you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes
Oh my god you guys

So help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something I bought on sale

Love is like forever this is no time to economise
Oh my god you guys!

Blondes make commission so easy
Excuse me?
Have you seen this?
It just came in
It's perfect for a blonde!

Right, with a half lip stitch on China silk?

Uh-huh!

But the thing is
You can't use a half lip stitch on China silk
It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in because
I saw it in last May's Vogue

Oh my god oh my god you guys
I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
It may be perfect for a blonde
But I'm not, that blonde
I may be in love but I'm not stupid
Lady! I've got eyes!

Oh my god!
Elle Woods sorry, our mistake!
Courtney, take your break!
Just ignore her she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan
Go on try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle

Oh my god oh my god you guys
This one's perfect and it's just my size
See dreams really do come true you never have to compromise
Oh my god!

Oh my god oh my god you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys

No I love you guys!
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
You guys!
Oh my god!