Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass

Yeah, alright man
More feelin', buddy

Friday night, I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work, I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
That's what I do

That pussy taste good

Monday morning, I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girl's bush and said, "It's breakfast time"

Security guard said, "You can't do that here"
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?"
And I said, "Okay", and then I ate her pussy

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
That's what I do

Pussy in the mornin' (sure)
Pussy in the night (yeah)
I eat a lot of pussy when I get into a fight
Yeah, alright
I like that too

Thursday night, I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honky-tonk on Broadway
I've seen this young girl, she was smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee

Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass (that's right)
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
(Come on, buddy) eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass (alright)
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick, kickin' ass

God dammit, fuckin' play, motherfucker
Where'd everybody go?
God dammit



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Writer(s): Benjamin Hoffman
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