Textmergency

Time is running out
You've got to act now
Stay one step ahead of that moronic text somehow
There's no turnin' back here in the danger zone
You've got to majorly delete that text from that dude's cell phone
(Thank you officers!)
(Good luck Rebecca)
It's a textmergency
Baby, can't you see
Textmergency
That term just occured to me
It's gonna catch on instantly
Wait, what about...
Textastrophe
That sounds better to me
Textastrophe
That could really spread virally
I prefer textmergency
I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
a picture of my erection
I once group texted my whole staff
about my yeast infection!
Exactly! It's so relatable
That's why I coined the phrase!
Textastrophe
That's the meme, don't you agree?
All do respect
Textmergency
Is the better term-ency
Mmmm, I wanna go with
Textastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary
You fools, it doesn't matter what it's called
That's right, it's me, the ghost of Steve Jobs
What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!
Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones!
Hahahahaha!
And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient
And it immediately destroys your entire life that's called a
Messagepocalypse
Get outta here Steve Jobs!
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
We've gotten really off track
She's searchin' for the spare key
Look under the mat!
It's clearly hidden in that owl!
Look in that flower pot, hurry!
Hurry up and check that buddha sconce!
Check the buddha sconce
Check the buddha sconce!
She did it
Now she can delete the text
She won't need to come up with a
Textcuse
Textplanation!
Textmergency just flows
No dude textastrophe, that's what it is.