Hide Your Kids (Nazi Zombies Rap)

Nazi Zombies
Nazi Zombies
Nazi Zombies
Nazi Zombies

Lock and load, gotta drop the clip
These Nazi zombies are coming too quick
No time to waste, we gotta kill these fools
We can survive if we follow the rules
Rule 1: Put your back to the wall
Rule #2: Don't trip and fall
Rule #3: Be accurate
Straight aim for the dome and unload the clip
Shoot from the hip if you have to
Making a pool of Nazi zombie soup
My nuts go 'bloop' your face for days
Teabag a little bit, can't change my ways
I hate the Nazis, so do you
Let's kill 'em all and avenge the Jews
Dumb undead and I'm taking them out
With a bunch of hot lead all up in their mouth
Rule 4: Don't let it spread
Rule #5: Aim straight for the head
Rule #6: Nazis suck
Semtex grenade to the nuts, get stuck
Trying to take me out, trying to take a bite
Trying to take my life, but you forgot the knife
We fight all night because we have to
Choppin' and cuttin' you like a ginsu
Ooh, I'm a slayer for real
No snacking on my neck, I'm not a happy meal
Better call the cops because I don't stop playing Black Ops
Making those bodies drop
My condition for this mission is that you die
Riddle you with bullets from your feet to your eye
Rule #7: Don't be a douche
Share the supplies and the ammo too
Rule #8: Don't masturbate
Wait, nevermind I'm probably too late
Rule #9: Just spray and pray
Shoot every zombie in your way
No doubt I'm a killer, a thriller, a soldier
Got me a pistol, now it's game over
Rule #10 is the most important
Justin Bieber, don't support him
If you buy his music, you're a moron
His mom should've had an abortion
But nevermind, I have a job to do
I play video games, I don't watch the news
Trying to win the apocalypse
Don't give a damn, Miley Cyrus doing bong hits
This ain't Halo, so don't you jump
Stick to the ground and aim for the front
And cut those zombies down to size
Down the scope, between the eyes
I'm making a pile of Nazi bodies
(Sieg Heil) Bitch, get off me

So hide your kids, hide your wives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)
Hide your kids, hide your wives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)
Nazi zombies won't survive
Let me make that clear (Nazi Zombies)
I will take all your lives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)

You use the turret, I'll use the pistol
Fuck that, let's use a missile
Yep, safe bet, let's do that son
Exploding heads are way more fun
Gotta run and gun to survive this horde
Choppin' off heads like a ninja sword
Lean to the left and aim for the nuts
I'm knee deep in brains and guts
Strafe to the right, always on the attack
You best stay low and watch my back
Rule 11: You gotta move fast
Hump and dump on Hitler's moustache
Don't be afraid, nope, don't act girly
Grab that zombie, give him a swirly
Rule #12: Make sure you got snacks
Some Mountain Dew and some Cracker Jacks
Some pizza too and chew it slowly
Munchin' on chips and guacamole
While headhuntin' on zombies freaks
This game is sick, I haven't slept for weeks
Finding zombie chicks and gettin' zombie booty
Always havin' fun when I'm playin' Call of Duty
Don't get hit or you're a noob
I'll wreck some shit then revive you
Here comes Castro and JFK
Double fistin' guns, blow your ass away
You are BK and I be pro
Stay out of my way and avoid the scope
Don't choke when it's time to rush
You have to admit, this song is clutch

So hide your kids, hide your wives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)
Hide your kids, hide your wives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)
Nazi zombies won't survive
Let me make that clear (Nazi Zombies)
I will take all your lives
They're rapin' everybody in here (Nazi Zombies)