Skeletons Dance

Sometimes it's quite Kafkaesque
How tabloids embrace the grotesque
And they couldn't be keener
When some misdemeanour
Arrives on the Editor's desk

And that's when the skeletons dance
That's when the skeletons dance
At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
That's when the skeletons dance

A Minister has to explore
A number of things he'll abhor
But come to your senses
Porn on expenses
Is not what expenses are for

And that's when the skeletons dance
That's when the skeletons dance
At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
That's when the skeletons dance

In public, you seem so engrossed
In defending the downtrodden host
But your son goes to Eton
And now you are beaten
All over from pillar to post

And that's when the skeletons dance
That's when the skeletons dance
At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
That's when the skeletons dance

You're a Member of Parliament, yet
You're deserving of all you will get
The moment you bodge a
Quick pic of your todger
And post it all over the net

Well, that's when the skeletons dance
That's when the skeletons dance
At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
That's when the skeletons dance

The moral here has to be that
And repeat it and learn it off pat
If you seek re-election
And have an erection
You must keep it under your hat

And don't let the skeletons dance
Don't let the skeletons dance!
At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
So don't let the skeletons dance

At the end of the day
They'll come out and play
So don't let the skeletons dance



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher John Trevor Midgley
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