Life Out Of Phase

When I sneeze
I'll hold it in
Because sneezing is disgusting
And I am therefore disgusting
And when I need to blow my nose
I will wipe it on my sleeve when you turn to look away

Ba da
Ba bum ba na na
Hum ba da
Bum ba dum da
Hm da da
Bum da da da
Hum da da da da

And when I dance, dance, dance
I'll feel ashamed, shame, shamed
Of what my mama gave me
Watch my awkward body jerking from above
(Oh my god)
And when I love
I will look before I leap
Seek reassurance I'll be caught
Yeah, I will live life out of phase

Ba da
Ba bum ba na na
Hum ba da
Bum ba dum da
Hm da da
Bum da da da
Hum da da

When I sing I'll strain my voice
I'll tense my shoulders up
Breathe from my chest
Do my best impersonation of a man who only sings
Because the only kind of love
That ever made the slightest bit of sense
Was the sound of clapping hands

Ba da
Ba bum ba na na
Hum ba da
Bum ba dum da
Hm da da
Bum da da da
Hum da da da da

And when I dance, dance, dance
I'll feel ashamed, shame, shamed
Of what my mama gave me
Watch my awkward body jerking from above
And when I love
I will look before I leap
Seek reassurance I'll be caught

Yeah I will live
Life out of phase
Try to be perfect
Everyday
Write "I'm sorry that was my fault" on my headstone
In case it gets in anybodies way
I will live life out of phase

Ba da
Ba bum ba na na
Hum ba da
I will live life out of phase
Bum ba dum da
Hm da da
Yeah, I will live life out of phase
Bum da da da
Hum da da da da
Ba da ba da ba da



Credits
Writer(s): Matt Johnston
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