Troublemaker

my flow is diabolic hypnotic witness my villainy
my mission is to hypnotize with vivid authenticity teachers use to tell me "ADD's a disability!"
but now I'm the conductor and my flow is like a symphony

in middle school I was the class clown bully
mischievous and infamous to teachers who were pushy
shooting paper clips, I'd aim directly at her booty
only mission was to aggravate the teacher when I'm moody

causing pandemonium thinking that I'm the chosen one-
Always looking for targets my words were just like a loaded gun
and it was loads of fun the way that I would catch a buzz
was every time I that I was written up I'd smoke another blunt-

-my parents always acting so strict
it made me so sick, I started Believing I was Moses doctor saying I'm in impulsive, obsessive compulsive, drug induced type of psychosis-

I'm a troublemaker troublemaker up to no good
not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood
slightly psychopathic but I never been a crook
people showing me respect everywhere that I look

-didn't listen! I was too busy popping some Ritalin kicked out of detention I was playing with my ding-a-ling
sniffing thizzle pills while thinking thoughts you'd say are sickening
the type a spice I'd smoke was amplifying my hostility
every pink slip was like a new achievement
so addicted to the rush never seeking treatment
you know I was so corrupt and I'm so conceded
no remorse for my victims leave them so depleted

principles a punk so I tied her up, bondage
got some duct tape and I was holding her hostage
open up my pockets I was reaching for the wallet
bumping Eminem and Hopsin while she's begging me stop it

drawing dick pics everybody on my hit list
kicking it with misfits, "cheeking" my prescriptions
ADHD was like I had a golden ticket to be
doing whatever I wanted to do and I'm beating you into submission

troublemaker troublemaker up to no good
not a bad guy I'm just misunderstood
slightly psychopathic but I never been a crook
people showing me respect everywhere that I look

calling teachers by their first name
I been getting written up since the first grade
when I smacked a yard duty jump rope to her face
Cheryl's feet looked like a dinosaur that probably had AIDS-
was about - she would tip the scale
I would push all of her buttons till my tricks prevailed
hide in bushes yelling "Cheryl," as I cussed and sweared
throwing write ups at the people who would stop and stare

show up at a table nearby trying to find who
said her first name threatening she don't like you
"if nobody confesses I'll be writing up ALL YOU"
took a dump in your golf cart watch it slide through

threw my sisters Barbie in the toilet for attention
added hot sauce tried to make it look infected
tossed in a baby doll limbs disconnected
everybody looking shocked, psychologically molested

troublemaker, troublemaker up to no good
not a bad guy I'm just misunderstood
slightly psychopathic but I never been a crook
people showing me respect everywhere that I look