Don't Know Why

Everybody's hooking up
While I'm nursing my alcohol
Oh they say that nice guys finish last
What are you if you don't at all
You can call me the foundation, babe
I'm a pro when I hold a wall
Oh it's almost a condition now
It's a constant fear of missing out

But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why
But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why

I wanna be your boyfriend (I wanna be it)
I wanna be your Soylent (You wanna drink it)
All you need, every day, it could be me
Fall in love, watching sunsets at the beach
I wanna meet your folks (I wanna meet em)
Tell your dad my plans to not go broke
Over cigars that I don't know how to smoke
Hold our child, kiss your forehead, now I'm all choked up

I'm too shy to say hi cuz I'm not yoked
I totally would if I had the body of a surfer bloke
But that's my fault cuz I don't go to the gym
And side by side, honestly, I'd also pick him
I wanna ask you for your number
But I don't wanna be too forward, I'll just comment on your Tumblr
Maybe I'll go on the Internet and tweet ya
You're not that active though, I'll come off like a creeper

But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why (I can't be a normal person)
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why (Misunderstanding every social cue's a burden)
But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why (I blame confident people for my loneliness)
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why (Basic interaction now is a phobia)

OK, OK, don't take this here the wrong way
I feel so disconnected like we need tape
It's just likes, comments, and a smiley face
But I just wanna see you face to face
Right time and place, aye, I'm just tryna feel you
You know, casual talk, get familiar
But you too glued to your damn social media
So I guess I gotta slide up in your DMs

Just write what I'm feeling, sending hearts and kissy faces
I'll never ever miss your damn posts
I screenshot all the photos that you post
I bet I search your profile up the most
I feel like we've gotten close in a few days
I just found out you're always on my boy's page
I should've listened when HCP said no
But I, but I, but I

But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why (Am I a slave to my phone?)
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why (I'm just tryna keep up)
But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why (Am I a slave to my phone?)
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why (Am I an animal?)

But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't know why
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't know why
But I don't, but I don't, but I