Secret Mission (From "Galavant")

KING RICHARD: Everyone! I'm going to kill my brother!
Drinks are on me!
Ohhhh...
GALAVANT: Ohhh...!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission!
We've got us a secret plan!
GALAVANT: We're going to go and slay your bro.
KING RICHARD: As quietly as we can!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We'll sneak up and then surprise him,
Before he has time to think!
KING RICHARD: We're off and away—
GALAVANT: But first, another drink!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Da da da da da da!
GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission!
KING RICHARD: A totally secret scheme!
GALAVANT: We'll slyly do in your next of kin—
KING RICHARD: And quietly make him scream. Ahh—
GALAVANT: We've gotta be swift and stealthy—
KING RICHARD: So no one'll raise a stink.
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off and away,
But first another drink!
Da da da da da da!
Secret! Secret!
Hush! Hush! Hush!
Secret! Secret!
KING RICHARD: Everybody! Sing along!
KING RICHARD: Ohhhh...
GALAVANT: Ohhh...!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: We're off on a secret mission!
GALAVANT: It's some kinda secret plot!
KING RICHARD: We're gonna go—
GALAVANT: Yeah—
KING RICHARD: And then—
GALAVANT: Exactly.
KING RICHARD: Who are we-?
GALAVANT: I forgot.
KING RICHARD: Ooh, ooh!
We're gonna go kill the...
GALAVANT:...Someone.
KING RICHARD: My brother!
GALAVANT: The rat.
KING RICHARD: The fink.
GALAVANT: Shhh!
KING RICHARD: Hey,
what are all these dudes doing in front of Madelana's room for?
GALAVANT: Mate, what's going on here?
KNIGHTLY STUD 1: The Queen's interviewing new consorts.
MADALENA: Next!
GALAVANT: Ugh, God, she's the worst!
KING RICHARD: Hey! You know what?
The Queen is really proud of her feet.
GALAVANT: Mm... Yeah, yeah! Ask her to take off her socks off.
KING RICHARD: Ask to kiss her feet...
GALAVANT: Hahaha...
KING RICHARD: That's an order from your King!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ooohhh! Secret, secret!
GALAVANT: Thirtieth verse, same as the first!
KING RICHARD: Whoah, there are some serious acoustics down here.
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ooohhh!
GALAVANT: Would you mind if made one, just,
tiny, little quick stop down to the dungeon?
I wanna see Isabella.
... Hi pretty Izzy!
Oh, you're so pretty.
But not just your face, your brain.
It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.
ISABELLA: Are you drunk?
GALAVANT: Mommy...
Hey, I'm so excited about Isabella getting older.
Way to keep it high and tight!
Oh, look! It's the little stick man in the red. Hello!
GWYNNE: He remembered you!
GALAVANT: I should have just kissed you.
I should have kissed you ages ago!
ISABELLA: Yeah, well, um... maybe we should talk about this tomorrow.
Okay? Bye-bye.
GALAVANT: Yes, and we will! And we're gonna kiss.
And it's going to be one of those forever sort of kisses.
Tell her Sid! Didn't I say that earlier when I sat down over there...
I said it, didn't I?
SID: Burned into my brain, sir.
GALAVANT: See.
Okay I gotta go kill a king.
PRISONER: I beg of you sire, stop it!
KING RICHARD: Bye everybody! Echo... echo... listen to that!
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: Ahh... We're off on a secret mission!
KING RICHARD: To finally kill my sib.
KING RICHARD/GALAVANT: And now that we're in his bedroom—
KING RICHARD: Hey, before we do this thing
I just want to say thanks for tonight.
I really needed to get out.
GALAVANT: Shh... just focus!
You wanna kill him in the head?
Or you wanna kill him in the neck?
KING RICHARD: Right. Here we go... Hey, oh!
And you promise me you not gonna say
anything to anyone about that thing I said.
GALAVANT: What thing?
KING RICHARD: About me being a virgin!
KINGSLEY AND GUARDS: Hahaha...
KING RICHARD: Oh my—



Credits
Writer(s): Glenn Evan Slater, Alan Irwin Menken
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