Matilda

So I was standing there frying this egg, period
I was pissed, so was my advisor at hearing this such news
She seemed confused at the short notice nefariousness I was pursuing
I said listen Matilda, not to be alarmed, but you're off the charts
She kept asking me why, why, why?
I told her first off, stop raising your faders
We live in a neighborhood and it requires some decency
Second off, adhere to the first off for Christ sakes, Matilda
Nothing, nothing she kept asking why, why, why?
Until then I said listen let me straighten things out for you
Go into the kitchen, get out the cheese grater
And bring me your knees
I'm gonna put your knee caps in a lot of serious pain
And she didn't like the sound of that
So I told her I wasn't going to do, but I thought about it
Thats all you need to know, that was my egg yolk
That was the whole root of the whole damn problem
Nobody wants to talk about the problem
It's always about themselves