Hotel Rendezvous

There's a place I like to stay when I want to get away
There's pieceful days far between and few
When I'm searching for salvation
Then I make a reservation
At the hotel rendezvous

You'll find Shelia at the front desk
Yeah, she started out in burlesque
In her hotel, the rooms have quite the view
Well, she sweeps away the bed bugs
And she always scores the best drugs
And your dreams, she makes come true

You'll find Charlie and his wife their
They're surely making a pair
Seems he bit off more than he could chew
Every year the couple breaks up
And it's here they come to make up
At the hotel rendezvous

I met the maid my second stay
A girl from France named Courtney
I noticed my room was never clean
But she really played the part well
'Cause her name was really Danielle
Didn't know the girl was raised in Queens

There's a place I like to stay when I want to get away
Don't you worry boy, they'll take good care of you
Everybody has a ball
Yeah, you can hear it through the walls
Of the hotel rendezvous