Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night

Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
Dry Humpin' I guess that's alright
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you

It was the eighth-grade dance
Bought a new suit
Daddy tied my tie
And my shoes to boot
I said tonight's the night that I'm gonna get laid
Cruised on out
to pick up my date
Everything's good, everything's great
I said tonight's the night that I'm gonna get laid
Afterparty
At my buddy's place
Makin' googly eyes
with my pretty date's face
Letting her know real hard
That I wanna get laid
My buddy went upstairs
To get some head
My date just stood there and shook her head
She said we could dry hump if that's okay

Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
Dry Humpin' I guess that's alright
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you

I'm in my twenties
I'm at the bar
I think tonight I'll get pretty far
Maybe with that trashy redhead across the way
I buy her a drink
She sends me a wink
She blows me a kiss
And says come get this
Now we're on our way
To my momma's place
On the way
She gives me a scare, tells me that
she has crabs down there
and I say that's okay we can just dry hump

Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
Dry Humpin' I guess that's alright
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you

So the crabs cleared up
and I married that girl
for the next twenty years
she fucked my world
Gave me three ugly fuckin' nagging kids
Now there's no time
For me to get mine
She's on the rag
mostly all the time
So when she falls asleep
I dry hump her fuckin' leg

Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
Dry Humpin' I guess that's alright
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
Dry Humpin' I guess that's alright
Dry Humpin' on a Wednesday Night
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you
Dry hump the shit outta you
I'm gonna dry hump the shit outta you



Credits
Writer(s): Kevin Edwin Mahoney, Greg Harris
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