I Got the Runs

I got the runs
I got the runs
I got the runs
I've crapped a ton
I got the runs
This ain't no fun
I've crapped a ton
I got the runs
Oh what a shame
And who's to blame
I got the runs

Now I'm stuck in El Paso
With a case of Butt Tabasco
I think I shit my colon out
I ate a burrito
At a sketchy La Cantina
Man this is worse than the gout
Oh what a shame
And who's to blame
I got the runs

Which ways the bathroom?
That way?
Anybody got any toilet paper in here?

I got the runs
I got the runs
I've crapped a ton
This ain't no fun
I got the runs
I got the runs
I've crapped a ton
I've got the runs
Oh what a shame
And who's to blame
I got the runs

Now I'm stuck in El Paso
With a case of Butt Tobasco
I think I shit my colon out
I ate a burrito
At a sketchy La Cantina
Man this is worse than the gout
Oh what a shame
And who's to blame
I got the runs

Oh, man!
Anybody got any Pepto?
Seriously, where's the bathroom?
Where's the bathroom?
I'm not gonna make it!
You're gonna have to get management
in here to clean up the bathroom stall
There is shit everywhere
And it's not that solid shit either
You're gonna need to mop this stuff
There is just diarrhea all over
Sorry about that
I'm still gonna eat another burrito though



Credits
Writer(s): Kevin Edwin Mahoney, Greg Harris
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