More Than Survive

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!

I'm waitin' for my porno to load
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
'Cause freakin' out is my ok
Good morning, time to start the day

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!

Now, should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
A junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Ugh God, I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
I'll never be your Rob De Niro
For me, Joe Pesci is fine
And so, I follow my own rules
And I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don't wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!

So, Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake:
I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately...

That is so awesome!

Brooke!

I mean slutty!

And then Madeline was all like-

I'm telling the story, Jenna!

Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on that...

Eww!

Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!

Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my-

Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline?

Oh man, I shouldn't say... but it's a good thing I rock at pool.

I navigate the dangerous hall
Focus on a poster there on the wall
Avoiding any eye contact at all
And trying hard to remain unseen
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
It's a sign up for the after school play
...it's a sign up sheet for getting called "gay"
And that's not what I need right now end scene
I hang a left and there's:
Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Canigula
Christine

Did you say something?

Well that was smooth
Yeah that was super pimp
My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp!
No time to wallow, no instead
Just clear your brain and move ahead
Except that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!

I don't wanna be a baller!
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone!
If I continue at this rate
The only thing I'll ever date
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
I just wanna survive!

Michael!

Jeremy, my buddy,
How's it hanging? Lunch is bangin'
Had my sushi, got my slushy and more!
The roll was megi-maki and I'm feelin' kinda cocky
'Cos the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour!

You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?

Ohhhh
I'm listenin' to Marley
And the groove is soundin' gnarly
And we're almost at the end of this song!
Yeah, that was the end, now tell me friend:
How was class?
You look like ass, what's wrong?

I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel

That's progress!

I tore it up and flushed it.

Ugh

It's still progress.

It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!

That's... good?

Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology
You don't have to be strong to survive!
Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha!
So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be-

Signing up for the play!

I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh-

No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!
Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Conigula
Christine
Christine
Christine...

Christine Conigula
Christine Conigula

I feel my body movin' through the air
See my converse walkin' over there
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
Who cares if people think I'm lame?
Christine signed, I'll do the same!
I grab the pen, I write my name

Gay!

Hahahahaha!

Ahh, I like gay people

I'm never gonna be the cool guy
I'm more the one who's left out
Of all the characters at school
I am not the one who the story's about
Why can't someone just help me out?
And teach me how to thrive
Help me do more than survive!

Nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

More than survive...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...

More than survive!

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

If this was an apocalypse
I would not need any tips
In how to stay alive
But since the Zombie army's yet to decend
And the period is going to end
I'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
Go, go!

Survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
Go, go!

Survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
Go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...
Go!