True Shit (Skit)

Man, last year was crazy
Last week, I was chilling with this girl
Man, she was like
God, she was fucking crazy 'cause

She a baddy huh?

Oh my God, you don't even know
She was nuts, man
She did all kinds of nasty shit

Damn, I always knew you like the freak niggas
You been that kind of nigga

Hell yeah, oh you know me
I'm always lookin' fresh as shit
So everytime I'm buying new clothes
I was easy as fucking chain on me and shit

Damn, nigga, 24 carat that's how you rollin' around
Let me see that shit, nigga
Look at this shit
Damn, caught you that front
Lookin' icy, ain't I?

But dawg, what's up with that scar on your neck homie
I nev- I-, hold up, I never told you the story?
No dawg, what's up with that, man?

Fam a'ight
I tell you what
You know I been on that fucking house party yo
And the house party broke out and shit
And then man, my homie was out there getting on a fight with his friend
And I came out there
My homie was getting into a box
So my friend was getting into a fight with somebody else
I came out there and then the guy fuckin' brought a cricket bat out
He broke the shit on me

And then the next man brought a big fuckin' sword out of the car
Yo shit, that little man, you serious?
A fuckin' sword, I'm not like a fuck-
I mean like a fuckin' samurai shit, like it was crazy
And then he started chasin' my other friend, boy
He hit him in the back
My boy fell to the ground
This guy was literally like on top of him
About to go down on him
I ran over, I grabbed the shit, and I kinda like pushed him back

So you're Superman?
Uh pretty fuckin' much, damn

And when I fuckin' pushed him back and shit
Yo, he like swung up and the fuckin' sword went like in and out

Damn, son
I'm tellin' yo-
How old you was, man?
Shit cuz, I was 17