Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the time
What do they do for love?
What do they do for love?

Four Jews in a room
Bitching, bitching, bitching, bitching
Four Jews in a room stoop (They stoop)
To pray
I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish, half Jewish
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day

Slavery, slavery
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
What we need is a miracle!
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our miracle

Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
I'm Whizzer, I'm Jason
I'm Mendel, I'm Marvin
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed!
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching, whee!
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous
I'm simple, I'm Jewish

Slavery, slavery
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic (Four Jews)
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (In a room bitching)
Four Jews in a room
Four Jews in a room
Slavery, slavery

Four Jews in a room bitching
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then

Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four
Five!
Five Jews



Credits
Writer(s): William A. Finn
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