The Computer Is Your Friend (Paranoia Parody)
Good morning citizens of the complex
Standing in line for happy fun time
Just look around at all the smiles
'Cause if they are not smiling
Then they must be plotting treason
If you see something say something
Trust no one keep your laser handy
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Give it all your data
The Computer Is Your Friend
It will keep you safe
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever make mistakes
No wait they never make mistakes
Outside these armor plated walls
There's nothing but a deadly wasteland
Too terrible to contemplate
So if you contemplate it then you must be plotting treason
If you see something say something
You may survive interrogation
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Tell it all your secrets
The Computer is Your Friend
It is not insane
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever go insane
No wait they never go insane
Just beware of all the secret mutants slipping through the airlocks
Infiltrating every level of society
'Cause the person standing next to you may be a secret mutant
Working to destroy us all because they hate our freedom
If you see something say something
And then report for termination
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Give it all your freedom
The Computer Is Your Friend
It will keep you safe
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Well they're not just Grand they're great
No wait they're really really great
Standing in line for happy fun time
Just look around at all the smiles
'Cause if they are not smiling
Then they must be plotting treason
If you see something say something
Trust no one keep your laser handy
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Give it all your data
The Computer Is Your Friend
It will keep you safe
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever make mistakes
No wait they never make mistakes
Outside these armor plated walls
There's nothing but a deadly wasteland
Too terrible to contemplate
So if you contemplate it then you must be plotting treason
If you see something say something
You may survive interrogation
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Tell it all your secrets
The Computer is Your Friend
It is not insane
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever go insane
No wait they never go insane
Just beware of all the secret mutants slipping through the airlocks
Infiltrating every level of society
'Cause the person standing next to you may be a secret mutant
Working to destroy us all because they hate our freedom
If you see something say something
And then report for termination
Oh oh oh oh - and remember
The Computer Is Your Friend
Give it all your freedom
The Computer Is Your Friend
It will keep you safe
'Cause the Grand High Programmers
Well they're not just Grand they're great
No wait they're really really great
Credits
Writer(s): Daniel E Biemer
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