Getting Ready

Only got one shot
Better get it right
I'm getting ready
Gotta look real hot
When it's Friday night
I'm getting ready

I'm getting ready today
I'm getting ready to say
"I'm not that weird geek you think I must be"
I'm getting ready to move
I'm getting ready to prove
Kendra just needs a sex god like me

On Friday night, I'll be the hometown hero (Gotta cut my nails)
If this goes right, then I'll be free and clear (Gotta shave my beard)
And if it goes as planned
Patrice will understand
Some prices are worth paying when your dreams come true

I'm getting ready for her
I'm getting ready, yes sir
Ready for passion, delight, and romance
I'm getting ready to go
I'm getting ready and knowing
I may only get this one chance

There in the dark of the Appleton cinema
Free from the public's prying eyes
There with my girl in the chair beside me
I can reveal my big surprise

There, while the rest of the crowd's immersed in
All of the blood vessels on screen burstin'
Kendra will to get to be the first in line
To realize

Here comes the tongue! (Here it comes, here it comes)
Here comes the tongue! (Here it comes, here it comes)
Here comes the tongue!

Okay, so just go through this with me one more time (Okay)

If he does it and I let him-
You're a slut!
Right!
And if he wants to and I stop him-
You're a tease!
God!
And if I let him and I like it-
You're a skank!
Wow!

But he also get his tongue stuck down your throat
Or try to kiss so hard he chips one of your teeth
Or there's a million other ways that it could all go wrong
It doesn't matter if the urge to kiss him back is strong
You got to hold that boy at bay
Step back from the edge and say

"I'm a good girl
I don't do that
I'm a nice girl
Put that away

I'm a good girl
Keep your hands off"
If you tell him that, then you'll be okay
(What if it's just, like, this much?)

When you got that solo in choir
It's 'cause I told you what to sing
When you got the lead in the fall school play
It's 'cause I coached you all last spring
When you got to be the head of the cheerleading squad
It's 'cause I taught you everything
Think of all the things I should've had you got instead
Because you did just what I said

You're a good girl (I'm a good girl)
You don't do that (But he's so cute)
You're a good girl (Listen, Lucy)
Don't question me (But I could be his girlfriend!)

You're a good girl (I'm a good girl)
You (I) don't do that

Koh-amar
(I could be his girlfriend!)
Ha'el adoshem
Boray Hashamayim
Venotayhem
(I've got to get ready for him!)

I'm getting ready, it's true
I'm getting ready to do
Something that makes them (her) accept me at last
I'm getting ready, alright
Nothing can stop me tonight!

I'm getting ready
Ready
Ready
Check me out!
Now