The Story of the Lizard and the Sock
I did not know what it would do
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night and I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had buggy little eyes and funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning I heard a big scream
Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream?
There was a rumbling in your sock drawer as you were waking up
It was a lizard and a sock, and they were making love
But you said, "Lizards and socks, they should never be together"
But the lizard said, "this is forever (this is forever)"
Oh, lizard, you fool; how could a sock ever love you back?
"I feel it," said the lizard, "and that's that"
Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock, they got married that same day
When the ceremony started we erupted with laughter
But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night and I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had buggy little eyes and funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning I heard a big scream
Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream?
There was a rumbling in your sock drawer as you were waking up
It was a lizard and a sock, and they were making love
But you said, "Lizards and socks, they should never be together"
But the lizard said, "this is forever (this is forever)"
Oh, lizard, you fool; how could a sock ever love you back?
"I feel it," said the lizard, "and that's that"
Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock, they got married that same day
When the ceremony started we erupted with laughter
But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after
Credits
Writer(s): James William Clayton
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