Bad Guys

Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun

Another long night up inside of people's dreams
Makin' people scared, makin' people scream
And I don't wanna do these things that I do
'Cause deep down inside my heart, I really care about you
Sometimes, I just wanna curl up on the couch
With a really cute girl and know what she's all about about
But I can't! (Come on!)
You see that pretty lady right there?
Well, now I gotta go and give her nightmares

Everywhere I go, people callin' me ugly
But deep down inside, I just want someone to hug me
I carry this machete, the weight, it gets so heavy
Sometimes I sit and cry when I'm driving in me Chevy
Why did all the people let me drown inside the lake?
Try and never let it break me but it's more than I can take
All I ever wanted was to be a disk jockey
Why do I wear this mask? I don't even like hockey

Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun

It gets hard
Gotta wear this stupid white mask
It gives bad ventilation and my breath smells bad
Every day, I'm sittin' here just breathin' in the funk
My own recycled air smells like a dead skunk
All summer long, gotta wear these hot boots
I'm not even a mechanic but I wear this stupid suit
Everywhere I go, people ask if I can fix their car (Huh?)
I can't fix your car, I'm not a real mechanic

Vah mictum and tamini nah
Make timinuh buhnu three nine ten
I camina cama and behnahnuh
Cheh spanabuh
Mehninih nuh
Sampbuly muh buh the same onuh
I ain't the only one scared buh when I hamuduh
But saminuh smare and I'm fillin' my socks
And my boyfriend's house imininuh buh nah

Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun

They can't possibly know
What it's like
To be bad
Every night
'Cause my fingers
Have knives
In your dreams
When I slice
I just wanna be a stinkin' DJ!
I'm not dang mechanic, I just wear mechanic clothes!
Dah duh duh buuhduh, haho
Tuho, clamo!

Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Bein' bad guys ain't no fun