Sleeping in the Tent

I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom

I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
Me, Money Maker Mike, Todd, and Crazy Chris
We had our sleepin' bags and a whole bunch of snacks
Had my sword on my back in case we had to attack
You never know who could be lurking in the backyard
Plus I'm hard, so they made me the security guard
I set my sword down and said, "Attention everyone
The sword is for protection, this is not for fun"
Chris grabbed my sword and started swinging it around
I told him, "Crazy Chris, bro you gotta settle down!"
Todd tried to sneak up on Chris like a dummy
Then Chris swung the sword, put it through Todd's tummy
Todd fell to his knees, then he looked at me
Then Crazy Chris said, "Todd, now your soul is free!"
Then Todd fell over on his back
Chris started to laugh, Todd's eyes rolled back
Then he passed

I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom

We just stood there starin' at him
He was long gone
In the blink of an eye
Everything had gone wrong
Todd was a good friend
I was feelin' sad
Then Chris said
"Guys, we did somethin' real bad"
"No way, dude, that was your fault, bro"
"He was standin' right behind me, how was I supposed to know?"
"How were you supposed to know?
You were swingin' around a sword
Inside this tiny little tent
Oh my god, good lord"
"Well, now do we do?"
"'Now what do we do?'
We don't do nothin' bro, this is on you
I sure as heck didn't kill him, and neither did Mike
You're the one who went and took Todd Henderson's life"
"Yeah, but it was your sword"
"So what if it was mine?
That doesn't really matter, you're the one who did the crime
You did it all alone, didn't no one else
You can take your crazy brain and go and deal with this yourself"

I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom

Chris left the tent, said he'd be right back
So me and Mike sat down and we shared a few snacks
Crazy Chris, man, that kid is so deranged, y'all
When he came back, he was carrying a chainsaw
I said, "What's that for?"
Chris said, "To chop!"
I said, "To chop what?"
He said, "To chop Todd!"
"My god, Chris
You can't be serious
Mike? Hello? Are you hearin' this?"
Then Chris told us both to get out of the tent
He started hangin' plastic up, so in the house we went
Me and Mke heard the chainsaw roar all night
Thinkin' to myself, yo, is this real life?
We woke up the next morning
And Chris was on the news
The cops caught him after like an hour persuit
The cuffed him in the street around 11 o'clock
Carryin' a chainsaw and a bag full of Todd

I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom
I said tonight we gon' be sleeping in the tent
So grab your sleeping bag, a pillow, and a friend
We're gonna do it, it's gon' be awesome
With good times, a friendship could blossom