Revenge Party

Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
We're your friends, and we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do? They got your back
And they are fun to be around (whoa, whoa, whoa)
When someone hurts you, then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
Now, that's a party

A revenge party, a party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike (whoa, whoa)
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

For this to work, you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it? (Yes, hey, girl)
Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron
But he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault
I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
Aw, of course!

It's a revenge party, a party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, Cady)
I end up with Aaron when she's gone

What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron? Regina, Regina
She has everything, she gets everything
Regina! Regina! Regina!

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement
Being a hot person

What is that? (Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting)
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box

A revenge party, a party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone, and ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwin'

What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina
She has everything, she gets everything
Regina! Regina! Regina!

We gotta go harder, if we make Gretchen Wieners think
Regina is mad at her- (I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile)
Exactly, and if we crack her open, she'll spill something we can use
Shh, here she comes

Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Your hair looks sexy pushed back (uh, thanks, see you in Calc')

At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa)
You might be thinkin', "It's late, we should go"
And they ran out of chips (no, no, no)

I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled, sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We'll get our party now
One candy cane, please

A revenge party, a party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena
She has everything, she gets everything
Regina! Regina! Regina!

Ho, ho, ho, Candy Cane Gram for Shane Oman (she has everything)
And one for Caddy Heron (she gets everything)
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that? (Aw, it's from-, Regina! Regina! Regina!)
"Thanks for being a such a great best friend"
I mean, cute, I mean, gimme it
I mean, okay

Well, if you and Regina are best friends now
You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, for example
She bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you
'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them

And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde
Also, she totally cheats on Aaron
Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep, but really
She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

She makes him wear the costume?
No! They're both in the costume
And I never told anyone because I am
Such a good friend

It's a revenge party, a party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
A revenge party (she gets everything)
With your two best friends (she gets everything)
It's like a party with revenge (she gets everything) is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!)
A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!)
A party with revenge
Is what it's like