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If you're ripping out your bathroom
You got new fittings to fit
Smashing the shower unit into pieces
Breaking the bog into bits
A little bit of renovation
Can create a lot of mess
The rubble is piling up causing trouble
And you don't think you can handle the stress
You need to hire a skip
Just for a bit
Leave it on the road
Outside your house
While you fill it with shit
There's so much shit you can fit
Inside a skip
Hundred pound a week
And it'll save you several trips to the tip
If you're knocking down a fountain
Or you're choppin' down a tree
(timber)
Remodelling your garden
You got fifty plastic sacks of debris
You need somewhere to dump shit
Chuck all your crap in
You gotta get your hands on a big trash can
Giant metal fucking bin
You need to hire a skip
Just for a bit
Leave it on the road
Outside your house
While you fill it with shit
Theres so much shit you can fit
Inside a skip
Book it for the weekend
And it'll save you several trips to the tip
Dead Shire horse (Stick it in a skip)
Dirty old bandages (Stick it in a skip)
Soiled mattress (Stick it in a skip)
Two tonnes of soil (Stick him in a skip)
Donald Trump (Stick him in a skip)
Nigel Farage (Stick him in a skip)
Piers Morgan (Stick him in a skip)
50% of the population (Stick them in a skip)
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Writer(s): The Whippet Beans
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