Silly Rules

Eat rice with a fork
Soup with a spoon
Open umbrellas outside of rooms
Don't point at people or stare or laugh
Always smile in a photograph
These rules and regulations
Guidelines and stipulations
The source of my frustrations and my daily irritations
'Coz common sense
Always depends
On individual intelligence
You can't get fined
And we don't need signs
To guide the idiotic masses
This is a call
For you to stick all
Your silly rules
Up your silly asses
Them silly rules
Lets' go
Eat rice with a fork
Soup with a spoon
Open umbrellas outside of rooms
Don't point at people or stare or laugh
Always smile in a photograph
These rules and regulations
Guidelines and stipulations
The source of my frustrations and my daily irritations
Coz common sense
Always depends
On individual intelligence
You can't get fined
And we don't need signs
To guide the idiotic masses
This is a call
For you to stick all
Your silly rules
Up your silly asses
Them silly rules



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Writer(s): The Whippet Beans
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