Get Me to the Church on Time

There's just a few more hours
That's all the time you've got
A few more hours
Before they tie the knot

There are drinks and girls all over London
And I gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime!
Pull out the stopper
Let's have whopper
But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing
Roll up the floor
If I am whistling
Me out the door

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church-
Get me to the church-
For god's sake get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning (I'm getting married!)
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Drug me or jail me
Stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church on time!

I gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime

Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table
But get me to the church on time!

If I am flyin', shoot me down
If I am wooing, get her out of town
For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me
Call out the army

But get me to the church

Get me to the church

For god's sake, get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Oh, give me one more chance
Give me one more shot
Let me do it again

I got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in me prime

Woo!

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
For god's sake get me to the church on time