Kandyland Mansion

Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion
Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion

Yo roll your windows down
Yo turn my music loud
Callous cad in your speakers pass the blunt around
You want a tour well come on down
And I'll show you fake haters what I'm really about
Bright color lights saying get high get high
Cause everybody loves to just get high get high
People that don't they need to get high get high
Cause them motherfuckers ruin my high my high
Gumball machines full of coke
Gram for a quarter and this ain't no joke
Nickel for needle and its free to shoot dope
But it's all on you if you overdose
Oh no girl wipe your nose
She is fucking bleeding on rug and bleeding on the floor
Plus if you die I'm a take you down the road
Go above eighty then kick you out the door
You tripping bitch here lick this toad
And giggle till barf starts to gargle in your throat
And it ain't that far and it ain't that close
And know that I've taught
What your learning to know

Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion
Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion

Second floor hey here's a whore hi
Caucasians blazing Asians
All types even girls with braces
Even old women pruned up like raisins
Gracious I swear to god
That these hoes open legs like a car garage
And they don't give a fuck where you car parks
As long as your eating in their parking lot
Bitches got mocked Justin got mashed
And I'll destroy any motherfucker walking my path
Want a feud with dude you better not bring your ass
Cause I'll kick it stick it lick it like you ain't that bad
I'm bringing back lyrical rap
Where the minds much more than just shaking that ass
Until I get an applause and your clapping your hands
I'm gonna still be singing my la-la lands

Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion
Welcome to my candy land mansion
Take a tour through my candy land mansion
Problem free in my candy land mansion
Callous cad presents candy land mansion

Happy Christmas merry Easter
Got these fuckers huffing duster and ether
Some dude was talking to the broom
And he was so fucked up he didn't know what to do
But in another room I saw I saw
A fountain that spews out alcohol
So I drop my draws hanging dick and balls
And pissed in that shit and watch you sip it all hey
They say I've lost it man uh huh
Crazy like a Taliban uh huh
Full of shit like a man on the can uh huh
Still don't give a fuck or damn woah woah woah woah
Well that concludes my show uh huh
Word of thought bros before hoes uh huh
My advice keep a clean nose uh huh
I'd love to say more but I gotta go so woah woah woah woah

Thanks for coming to my candy land mansion
Hope you enjoyed my candy land mansion
Thanks for dancing in my candy land mansion
Callous cad and his candy land mansion
Cop cop cop gave me public intox
Cop cop cop gave me public intox
For whipping out my cock and pissing on the block
For whipping out my cock and pissing on the block