Get Me To The Church On Time - Live At Caesars Palace, Las Vegas/1982

I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime
We'll have a whopper, pull out the stopper
Get me to the church on time

I've got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in my prime
Girls come and kiss me, tell me how much you'll miss me
Get me to the church on time

If I am dancing, roll up the floor
If I am whistling, out the door

I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime
Feather and tar me, call out the army
But get me to the church, get me to the church
For Pete's sake, get me to the church on time

If I am dancing, roll up the floor
If I am whistling, run me out the door

I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime
Feather and tar me, call out the army
But get me to the church, get me to the church
For Pete's sake, get me to the church on time

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong...
God damn bells