Bulimic Cannibal

I binge and then purge when I get the urge to regurge
I am a Bulimic Cannibal
Break in the morgue it becomes my buffet
I eat all I want but I watch what I weigh
No beef or chicken 'cuz I am pure evil
I don't munch on pork I only eat people
Defrost the bodies before they're cremated
Savor the flavor then it's regurgitated
Tenderize flesh I give it a beating
I don't want the pounds so I throw up after eating
Cannibalize I eat my own species
I hork them up so they won't become feces

Finger down my throat
It's not my finger
Bulimic Cannibal

Watch the Food Network to learn how to gourmet
Add spicy peppers just like Bobby Flay
Dismembered parts I bring my own spices
I use my Ginsu to make nice little slices
When I can't puke I don't get my fear up
'Cuz I always bring a bottle of Ipecac Syrup
Tender not chewy so I never boil it
After I'm done I blow chunks in the toilet
Pan fry the flesh it's better than grilling
It tastes great twice and is a lot less filling

Finger down my throat
It's not my finger

Filet it - Saute it
Puree it - Flambe it
Regurgitate it
Annihilate you - Marinate you
Roast and baste you - Chew and taste you
Regurgitate you



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Writer(s): Funny Once
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