Montezuma's Revenge
No Aaaahhh Aaaahhh
What you eat it really matters
Choosing poorly will give you the splatters
I feel a wet squish and I start to sweat
I think of that Thai food that I now regret
Bloated stomach makes noise in the morning
Later that day I get a two minute warning
Food poisoning makes its advance
Nothing is scarier than shitting your pants
I can't hold much longer so I start to clench
I feel the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge
My stomach turns
My asshole burns
It really hurts
When I get the squirts
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
Oh no Oh it really burns - it burns ohhh
First it was air then liquid departs
Never feel safe again trusting my farts
The gurgles and twisting are making me dance
Something bad happened to my underpants
My turds are all liquid not solid or tapered
I looks like a crime scene on my toilet paper
The gurgles and pain weren't part of my plan
The toilet looks like the shit hit the fan
Feeling the wrath of Montezuma's onslaught
Next time I'll wear brown to hide my wet spot
My stomach turns
My asshole burns
It really hurts
When I get the squirts
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
Oh no Why's this happening to me ohhhh
Don't trust it - Can't hush it
It busted - It gushes
I rushed it - It's crusted
I flush it - Let's never discuss it
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
What you eat it really matters
Choosing poorly will give you the splatters
I feel a wet squish and I start to sweat
I think of that Thai food that I now regret
Bloated stomach makes noise in the morning
Later that day I get a two minute warning
Food poisoning makes its advance
Nothing is scarier than shitting your pants
I can't hold much longer so I start to clench
I feel the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge
My stomach turns
My asshole burns
It really hurts
When I get the squirts
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
Oh no Oh it really burns - it burns ohhh
First it was air then liquid departs
Never feel safe again trusting my farts
The gurgles and twisting are making me dance
Something bad happened to my underpants
My turds are all liquid not solid or tapered
I looks like a crime scene on my toilet paper
The gurgles and pain weren't part of my plan
The toilet looks like the shit hit the fan
Feeling the wrath of Montezuma's onslaught
Next time I'll wear brown to hide my wet spot
My stomach turns
My asshole burns
It really hurts
When I get the squirts
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
Oh no Why's this happening to me ohhhh
Don't trust it - Can't hush it
It busted - It gushes
I rushed it - It's crusted
I flush it - Let's never discuss it
Montezuma's Revenge
Wet Fart Fire
Credits
Writer(s): Funny Once
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