Killer Quest!

My mom's gone
From this world
But if she's anywhere, she's in the Underworld
I'll do it
You will?
Yeah, I'll do it
Not 'cause my dad needs me
He's been less a dad and more absentee
But if my mom's alive
That's where she's bound to be
I'm leaving now, I better pack
Hades took my mom, I'm taking her back
So what if no one's come back from the Underworld? I'll be the first
And I'll be the second first!
No Grover, I can't ask you to come
You're my best friend, dude, so don't get mad
But I suspect you'll need protecting when things get bad
And this kicking quest may be the best chance I've had
To put my past behind me
So if you haven't guessed
I'm coming on your killer quest
So, bon voyage and fare me well
We're gonna fight each foe, each curse, and spell
We're gonna march straight down to the gates of hell
Underworld
Close enough
I'm finally gonna pass a test
We're going on a killer quest

Don't forget this:
Official Camp Half-Blood questing backpack.
It comes pre-packed with everything you need:
Gold drachmas, ambrosia squares, deodorant

You need me too, Seaweed Brain.
If you're going to save the world,
I'm the best person to keep you from messing up
Five long years stuck at camp
Underneath Athena's locked down clamp
Been waiting for my chance
To prove I'm champ
I've got mad battle strategy
My mom will be impressed
I'm coming on your killer quest
So blast the horns, get the flags unfurled
Past danger, slings, and arrows hurled
We're gonna march straight down to the Underworld

Luke, are you coming too?
I'm needed here, but how about something for the road?
Shoes, awesome...
Shoes with wings, now that is awesome!
So, where is the Underworld?
Look for D.O.A. Records
It's a record company?
Actually, I am not surprised
Don't get eaten by monsters
Monsters?
Who said anything about monsters-?
Have a great quest!

So we're half-bloods
Not gods but demi
Won't go halfway, it's all not semi
It's up to us-
So let me try my best
As we journey west
We're going on an awesome
Dangerous and scary
Thrilling
Monstrous
And hairy
Killer hero's quest



Credits
Writer(s): Robert Rokicki
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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