Cargo Shorts

I talked to a model for a bit
'Til she got sick of all my same old shit
She said, "Whatever man, peace out"
Now she's just some story I almost talk about

Oh Kirstyn
If you're listening
Call me up if you're still not pissed at me

And all these girls got to know
I didn't love you in the wrong way
I never loved you in the first place
(Yikes)

'Cuz once I have you
I won't want you anymore
And once I lose you-ooh-ooh
I will miss you when I get bored
'Cuz I would drink shitty beer
Just to fit in with your scene
But if you're looking for sincerity
All you'll get is silver tongue in cheek

So I don't know
Why all these girls
Are willing to try to get so closer
'Cuz maybe one day they will learn
I carry a lot of baggage in my cargo shorts

And I will feed you such great lines
Like, "You're always on my mind"
I'm 5'6" but I'll say I'm 5'9"
I'll say, "I'm committed, I'm great in bed
And when I'm alone, I'd rather be with you instead"

Oh who, who am I
To be the cause of any tears you cry
Who, who am I
To be the cause of any
The cause of any tears you cry

Hey

Oh yah

(Yeah, fuck yeah)
(Woo)