Poseidon (feat. Captain Cooke)

I wanna be the kinda guy you can confide in
The kinda guy that doesn't have nothin' to hide and
I wanna see the world with you right by my side and
You'll be my Aphrodite, I'll be your Poseidon

I'll be real patient when you're actin' all defiant
I wanna be there for you when you are reliant
I'll grant your every wish, I'll be the most compliant
Man you'll ever meet, I'll even let you hold my trident

I'll take you down to see my underwater palace
It's really big with lots of towers, think phallus
Excuse my manners, I can come off kinda callous
But it'll catch your eye, so think aurora borealis

I hope you like to eat a plethora of seafood
If you haven't noticed it, I'm kinda like a sea dude
Maybe on our second date, we'll get sea nude
Would it be your first time, have you ever been sea screwed

Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me
Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me

There's no other place I'd rather be
and I don't want any other fish in the sea
There's no other place I'd rather be
and I pray to brother Zeus that you agree

Do you wanna be a goddess of the ocean
I'm not sure what's your title, but it's a promotion
Spendin' more time with you's a certain kind of notion
That I can't explain, it's like I've taken a love potion

You got me feelin' like I'm wet all the time
Like to blame it on the water, but it's my partner in crime
Got me feelin' like I own the world with you, and that I'm
Surrounded by perfection, everything in it's prime

I cross my beating gills and hope to die
stick a fish and hook, pierce it straight through my eye
That you're the moon, the stars, the sun, and the sky
and I'm the world's luckiest kind of a guy

You'd make the sexiest kind of a mermaid
But no more shoes, say goodbye to that blue suede
Thoughts of you in my mind, startin' to invade
Wonderin' if this merman's about to get mer-laid

Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me
Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me

There's no other place I'd rather be
and I don't want any other fish in the sea
There's no other place I'd rather be
and I pray to brother Zeus that you agree

But don't you cross me cuz I'm touchy with the ladies
I've got connections, but for real, I mean, like, Hades
I wanna love you, got me feelin' kind of crazy
Like drivin' round a black, '15 McLaren Mercedes

The way you're movin' got me tranced, it's so hypnotic
You're extra ordinary kinds of exotic
You got me thinkin' bout all kinds of erotic
Things we can do, if you're into aquatic

Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me
Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me

There's no other place I'd rather be
and I don't want any other fish in the sea
There's no other place I'd rather be
and I pray to brother Zeus that you agree

Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me
Let's take a trip down under the sea
If you wanna, if you wanna get with me

There's no other place I'd rather be
and I don't want any other fish in the sea
There's no other place I'd rather be
and I pray to brother Zeus that you agree