Lounge Lizard
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
It was a Saturday night, and I was chillin' at the lounge
I got rejected by this girl just like a puppy at the pound
Could it be somethin' I said? I didn't even make a sound
Well, just aside from when I told her that her ass was really round
No, that's not how mama raised me, I pride myself a man with manners
But when I see a girl with big ol' double D's I go bananerz
I have a lot of pick up lines, but they don't get a lot of answers
Girls leave me hangin' when I invite 'em in my bed with no pajamerz
I always step up to the plate, although I'm not a home run hitter
Gotta tell me what you're thinkin'
Actin' colder than a blizzard (brrrr)
Girl you know I'm not a mindreader, magician, or a wizard
I'm just your average, ordinary, every day lounge lizard
It was a Monday afternoon, there wasn't much of a selection
But I spotted me a lady glancin' off in my direction
Man, I don't know if she was lookin', but I felt a deep connection
Yeah, I felt it really hard down in my pants, a big erection
I grab my drink and stand on up, I make my way, I'm on the prowl
Until I see my lady greet me with a nasty ass scowl
I'm not askin' for much, j-just to buy another vowel
Most would probably give it up, but I don't every throw in the towel
I always step up to the plate, although I'm not a home run hitter
Gotta tell me what you're thinkin'
Actin' colder than a blizzard (brrrr)
Girl you know I'm not a mindreader, magician, or a wizard
I'm just your average, ordinary, every day lounge lizard
You know it's hard in my position, yeah, it takes a lot of courage
You should really think twice before you're quick to discourage
Some may even call me noble through my failures and my slurage
And I'll take the ego boost cuz I could use some reassurage
So, I was out at the bar the other day
And I was talkin' a little too loud about this girl
And she turns around all like, "you talkin' 'bout me boy"
And I was just like, "uh, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl"
And all the girls say
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
Yeah, I know what you're thinkin', I'm just a piece of dirty scum
So, what? I'm not the brightest tool, that don't mean I'm a bum
I'm real patient cuz I know that when you wait good things will come
Hold up, this hot girl wants my number
I just stand there like, "umm..."
Nine, nine, five, seven, seven, forty-three
If you wanna join me now, I don't have any place to be
I might seem a little eager, wait you say you have a fee
Man this shit's fucked up, I thought you were for free
Well... that, that's cool
You know, it-it's all good
H-hey, wait, I have a fiver
I-I could be your designated driver
Whatever, man
I just keep on keepin' on
And you know why?
Because, because, because
My daddy always told me givin' fatherly advice
You gotta give it all you got
And don't you ever think twice
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got, got
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got, got
And all the girls say
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
It was a Saturday night, and I was chillin' at the lounge
I got rejected by this girl just like a puppy at the pound
Could it be somethin' I said? I didn't even make a sound
Well, just aside from when I told her that her ass was really round
No, that's not how mama raised me, I pride myself a man with manners
But when I see a girl with big ol' double D's I go bananerz
I have a lot of pick up lines, but they don't get a lot of answers
Girls leave me hangin' when I invite 'em in my bed with no pajamerz
I always step up to the plate, although I'm not a home run hitter
Gotta tell me what you're thinkin'
Actin' colder than a blizzard (brrrr)
Girl you know I'm not a mindreader, magician, or a wizard
I'm just your average, ordinary, every day lounge lizard
It was a Monday afternoon, there wasn't much of a selection
But I spotted me a lady glancin' off in my direction
Man, I don't know if she was lookin', but I felt a deep connection
Yeah, I felt it really hard down in my pants, a big erection
I grab my drink and stand on up, I make my way, I'm on the prowl
Until I see my lady greet me with a nasty ass scowl
I'm not askin' for much, j-just to buy another vowel
Most would probably give it up, but I don't every throw in the towel
I always step up to the plate, although I'm not a home run hitter
Gotta tell me what you're thinkin'
Actin' colder than a blizzard (brrrr)
Girl you know I'm not a mindreader, magician, or a wizard
I'm just your average, ordinary, every day lounge lizard
You know it's hard in my position, yeah, it takes a lot of courage
You should really think twice before you're quick to discourage
Some may even call me noble through my failures and my slurage
And I'll take the ego boost cuz I could use some reassurage
So, I was out at the bar the other day
And I was talkin' a little too loud about this girl
And she turns around all like, "you talkin' 'bout me boy"
And I was just like, "uh, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl"
And all the girls say
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
Yeah, I know what you're thinkin', I'm just a piece of dirty scum
So, what? I'm not the brightest tool, that don't mean I'm a bum
I'm real patient cuz I know that when you wait good things will come
Hold up, this hot girl wants my number
I just stand there like, "umm..."
Nine, nine, five, seven, seven, forty-three
If you wanna join me now, I don't have any place to be
I might seem a little eager, wait you say you have a fee
Man this shit's fucked up, I thought you were for free
Well... that, that's cool
You know, it-it's all good
H-hey, wait, I have a fiver
I-I could be your designated driver
Whatever, man
I just keep on keepin' on
And you know why?
Because, because, because
My daddy always told me givin' fatherly advice
You gotta give it all you got
And don't you ever think twice
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got, got
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it all you got
Better get it while you're hot
Give it, give it all you got, got
And all the girls say
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
You talkin' 'bout me boy
Yeah, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you girl
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Writer(s): Thomas Steenberg
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