Spidey-Bells (A Hero's Lament)

Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Swinging through Midtown
Oh, what fun to sling a web
And take the bad guys down

Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Quipping all the time
Oh, what fun to swing around
New York while fighting crime

Thwipping through the streets
Of New York every night
Wrapping bad guys up
In my web so tight

Crawling up the walls
Making villains fight
What fun to make the holidays
Free from crime tonight

Oh, Spider Bells, Goblin smells
Vulture laid an egg
Spider-Buggy blew a tire
Venom got away-ay

Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Swinging all the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
The bad guys every night

Swinging through the streets
A web of spider silk
Kicking all the butts
Of villains and their ilk

Bombs from goblins fling (fling!)
Pumpkins burning bright (bright!)
How hard it is to consistently bring
Peace to New York all night

Oh, Spidey Bells, might be swell
To do more than fight crime
I got a lotta qualities that don't get much airtime
I-I can sing, I can dance
I tell jokes, I act
I get big, big... big deal, my agent call me back

Why did I agree to do this stupid song?
I have a degree in Chemical Engineering
I thought it would be fun
To show this side of me
But now I feel it lacks
Artistic integrity

Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Is this who I've become?
Selling out my good name for an impulse buy
How dumb

Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
I'm filled with deep regret
I'm cancelling this song's release
For the press I get

Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Swinging through Midtown
Oh, what fun to sling a web
And take the bad guys down



Credits
Writer(s): Phil Lord, James Pierpoint, Allan Peter Grigg
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