Valentine's Day - Good, Clean, Christian Fun

Good, Clean, Christian Fun (Intro)

Nobody's ever gonna see me naked
Not while I have something to say about it
Sex is so terrifying
I don't wanna touch another person's body
So I always leave space for the Holy Ghost
When I'm dancing in the gym or locker room
But I really would rather not die a virgin
'Cuz that would just be oh-so embarrassing

I can picture the funeral now
All of my family and friends are gathered round
Then Jesus Christ himself came down
Really seemed quite amused
Made fun of my shoes
Pointed at my casket and said
'HA HA
'Nobody ever saw you naked!
'Nobody ever saw you naked!'

Jesus says my body is a sin
And to touch another person's body is a sin
So nobody will ever know me
But I really am very lonely
So Jesus Christ could you please
FUCK OFF



Credits
Writer(s): Dane Leoniak
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Good, Clean, Christian Fun (Intro)
  2. Internet Friends / Internet Love
  3. Klittenband
  4. I Feel Bad
  5. Submission for a Lit Mag
  6. I Need You (Can't Keep Wasting Time)
  7. We Could Fall in Love
  8. My Vexing Valentine
  9. Nothing
  10. The Rise and Fall of Revolutionary France

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Altri album

  1. Summer Bummers
  2. While It Lasted
  3. The Year We Cancelled Our Cable Subscription
  4. Save a Spot for Me! - Single
  5. Self Care
  6. Columbine Kids (Loud)
  7. The Ballad of Holden Caulfield
  8. Good, Clean, Christian Fun
  9. The Rise and Fall of Revolutionary France
  10. My Vexing Valentine

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