My Vexing Valentine

Wake up Monday morning in a haze of regret
Coffee in my hand when I notice that you had sent
Fifty-one drunk texts
Haven't even spoken in a couple of months then you say
'We should get together before I'm going away'
And then you leave me on read

You said I'm your closest friend
Well darling that must suck for you
I swear you cross my mind
Once every fourth or fifth blue moon
You said 'Why don't you come see Wavves with me
And we can see where that ends?'
Which is how I wound up holding your sweatshirt
While you were moshing with your boyfriend

Having history's always a hell of a tread
And making plans with you is like a kick in the head
By now I'm gonna need new teeth
Insist you didn't mean to leave me hanging like that
Then you come 'round like the dentist with a sucker in hand
Only oral in how it's like a surgery

You don't smoke anymore
Now you've got nothing to do
You don't fuck anymore
You've run out of boys to use
But if you'd like to come to hell with me
You're free to tag along
I got two tickets to oblivion
So just text me if you wanna come with
My vexing valentine

It ain't fun
And it ain't healthy
You say you love-
No you never even liked me

Wake up Monday morning in a stranger's bed
Then I realize god damn it I was with you again
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la)

I associate your name
With feeling like I've been used
For some reason though
I just can never seem to refuse
So if you'd like to come to hell with me
You're free to tag along
I got two tickets to oblivion
So just text me if you wanna come with
My vexing valentine