I Give Good Parent

I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives real good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives good parent, to parents like me)

I was born gifted, been blessed
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, gym test
Prepare for your parents to be impressed
I present proper like a Ted Talker
Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker
I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this
This shit's my business and I'm built for success
Expect to witness a familial love fest

Valencia? You're zip, zilch, and bupkis

I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives real good parent)

I give good parent
(She gives good parent, to parents like me)

Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got 'em heated up under the waist
Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space
Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste
Sit down at the table and I'm murderin'
Inquirin' what line of work they're in
Makin' faces like I'm crazed erotically
Wait, my uncle is in radiology
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star
Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar
(An attorney?)
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement
"I agree that Neil Diamond is real music"
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
'Til I have 'em eatin' out this hand like they're eatin' this ass
Praise the hardwood, compliment the china
Give them hard wood and a drenched vagina
Help clear the table like I drain a scrotum
In one week, I'ma thank you note 'em
Boss ass bitch, no one's above me
End of the night, they line up to hug me
"Oh my gosh, this was so lovely"

Yup, your folks pretty much wanna fuck me

I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
(To parents like me)