Ping Pong Girl

Whoa, yeah, okay, hey
Whoa, bros, beer, sports

When she walked into the ping pong hall
Casually tossing a ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most perfect girl who's ever existed, dude
Oh man, look at her pong that ping
When she plays she doesn't care if anyone's watching
She does it for herself, and that puts my fears to rest, bro
After each rally, she chugs beer instead of water
She's so aloof
It borders on cold
And that's what makes me want her

Ping pong girl
She's so independed
This fantasy beats out flight attendant
She's playing ping pong on her own terms
So I'm the pursuer
Ping pong girl
Her forhand is a jet stream
And her backhand's right out of a sex dream
And that's the best messy bun
I'd ever seen in the world
My p-p-ping pong girl, girl, girl
Dues sing these kind of songs
Whoa, bro, sega, hock itch

When she servers the ball, look how she throws it
She's so hot, but she doesn't know it
Se probably just found that outfit laying around
Like in the trash
Look at her skill on the ping pong, uh court
Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports
Whoa, she scored a thousand points
I think I love her
Ping pong shows that she has control over her body
But it doesn't threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey

Ping pong girl
She's like Serena or Venus
Just watching her swing affects my penis
You know us dudes we love to talk about our penises
Ping pong girl
She's so indifferent
It makes me want a tangible commitment
She and I should give a 30 year mortgage a whirl
My p-p-ping pong girl, girl, girl, girl
Marriage!
Girl, girl
Let's share a costco card!



Credits
Writer(s): Adam Schlesinger, Dan Gregor, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Leah Bloom
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