Find Yourself a Man

Find yourself a man
You're demented.
Find yourself a man
That's just what I need.

You'll see what a difference it makes every day
Send me a letter
You'll write me a resumé?
Just take me and Dave
Romeo and Juliet.

Dave is still her slave
Send the slave my regards.
Open your heart and from out of the skies
A prince on a horse will materialize
Boy, is some lucky prince
Gonna get a surprise
Find a man
Find yourself a man
I repeat it, Rose
Find myself a man

You're defeated, Rose?
I'll hang a sign out
Big letters that high
"Come in and sample
You don't have to buy"

Hear a voice talk back
I hear voices now.
Money you don't lack
Why, you've been counting?
(sung)
Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
Whose uppers and lowers will click when he'll speak
And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak
Find a man
The man that you select
What about him?
Must treat you with respect
That's important.

He must understand there
Are rules to obey
Not toy with your morals
And lead you astray
Please, darling, let the man do things his way
Find a man
I'm a grandmother!
Find a man
You got somebody in mind?
Find yourself a man