Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
Epic rap battles of history!
Bob Ross
Versus
Pablo Picasso
Begin!
I am the greatest
The modern art Muhammed Ali
I melt faces
Call me MC Dali
Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
You're the PBS version of Nickelback
But I think you must be a genius
'Cause with zero training
You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
I could make better art with my wiener
Lump
I'm so glad you could join me today
So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
You're a moody little genius
Always so serious
I know
You must be on your Blue Period
Your work is melancholic
I'm painting happy little trees
Call me Jackson Pollack
Because I splatter MC's
With the voice that soothes
So let's do this
I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist
Don't use that word
Like you know what it is
You painted 30,000 pictures of
Bushes and sticks
Does your audience know
That you stole your whole show?
You just ripped off your teacher
And added an afro
My name is
Pable Diego
José Francisco de Paula
Juan Nepomuceno María
De los Remidios Cipriano
De la Santísima Trinidad
Ruiz y Picasso
Back
To
You
Bob
Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica
Served 20 years
Air Force
United States of America
My technique will make your mistress weep
Put her to sleep
Elbow drop her dreams
I go deep
And I keep it mellow
Like some cadmium yellow
I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
Don't believe in mistakes
Unless you step to me
Yo Pablo
You just got your happy little ass beat
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!
Bob Ross
Versus
Pablo Picasso
Begin!
I am the greatest
The modern art Muhammed Ali
I melt faces
Call me MC Dali
Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
You're the PBS version of Nickelback
But I think you must be a genius
'Cause with zero training
You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
I could make better art with my wiener
Lump
I'm so glad you could join me today
So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
You're a moody little genius
Always so serious
I know
You must be on your Blue Period
Your work is melancholic
I'm painting happy little trees
Call me Jackson Pollack
Because I splatter MC's
With the voice that soothes
So let's do this
I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist
Don't use that word
Like you know what it is
You painted 30,000 pictures of
Bushes and sticks
Does your audience know
That you stole your whole show?
You just ripped off your teacher
And added an afro
My name is
Pable Diego
José Francisco de Paula
Juan Nepomuceno María
De los Remidios Cipriano
De la Santísima Trinidad
Ruiz y Picasso
Back
To
You
Bob
Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica
Served 20 years
Air Force
United States of America
My technique will make your mistress weep
Put her to sleep
Elbow drop her dreams
I go deep
And I keep it mellow
Like some cadmium yellow
I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
Don't believe in mistakes
Unless you step to me
Yo Pablo
You just got your happy little ass beat
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!
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Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Dante Michael Cimadamore
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