Michael Jorden vs Muhammad Ali
Epic rap battles of history!
Michael Jordan!
Versus!
Muhammad Ali!
Begin!
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
'Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin'
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed, and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you (swish!)
I would pass the mic to Pippen, but I'm not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers!
So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
Hitting nothing but net! You ain't seen nothing yet!
Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit!
I'm a better athlete and a better MC!
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three peat!
Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash?
I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass!
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
'Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Michael Jordan!
Versus!
Muhammad Ali!
Begin!
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
'Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin'
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed, and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you (swish!)
I would pass the mic to Pippen, but I'm not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers!
So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
Hitting nothing but net! You ain't seen nothing yet!
Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit!
I'm a better athlete and a better MC!
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three peat!
Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash?
I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass!
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
'Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Credits
Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Dante Michael Cimadamore
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
Other Album Tracks
Altri album
- Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris - Single
- Godzilla vs King Kong
- Henry Ford vs Karl Marx - Single
- Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
- John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane
- Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa
- Ragnar Lodbrok vs Richard the Lionheart
- Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker
- Donald Trump vs Joe Biden
- Epic Rap Battles of History - Season 5
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.