Melon House

STAGE RIGHT!
Get this crowd under control please
Melons in their head from drink to drink they pass around
Knock down the curtain, first experience at a bad one
Ninety percent of this crowd is drunk
They won't remember tonight
Push their way to the front
We should've sad up top at the melon house

STAGE LEFT! Somebody 'bout to get their head knocked in
Head aches cause the light shows are horrible
I came to hear the show and not about your cover band
No sitting on the stairs
This same guy isn't playing fair
Security needs to get him out of here
In the melon house

Stop serving melon juice
Up in the melon house
So that these melon heads stop pushing around

BALCONY! Safer than below the crowd we're standing
Where we should have sat with all our friends instead of standing
I don't think there's many fights up in the balcony
Apposed to here where half the crowd is drunk and arguing
Seems like there's less drinking up there in the balcony
At the melon house

PRE SHOW! Opening act was playing too long
Outside is freezing but I guess that's where we were standing
Till they're opening the doors and let us all in
Afterwards we go home furious at the concert we went to
I don't think we're going back for awhile
Back to the melon house

Stop serving melon juice
Up in the melon house
So that these melon heads can get out of here

Stop serving melon juice
Up in the melon house
So that these melon heads stop pushing around



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Writer(s): Raven Milligan
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