Thou Shalt Always Kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow Lost Prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman
Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30
That plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile
Some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products
Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend
Take drugs and cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants
Use it to get into their heads
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave
As soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song
You self-righteous prick

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in
Week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there
That you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists
On ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were
The Beatles: Were just a band
Led Zepplin: Just a band
The Beach Boys: Just a band
The Sex Pistols: Just a band
The Clash: Just a band
Crass: Just a band
Minor Threat: Just a band
The Cure: Were just a band
The Smiths: Just a band
Nirvana: Just a band
The Pixies: Just a band
Oasis: Just a band
Radiohead: Just a band
Bloc Party: Just a band
The Arctic Monkeys: Just a band
The next big thing... Just a band

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur
In non-English speaking countries as to those
That occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling
Were never part of the four elements and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho"
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop"
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me
Ah, I forgot we were recording this vocal

Thou shalt not quote me happy
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact
That Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying "Izzit"

Thou shalt think for yourselves
And most importantly of all, thou shalt always
Thou shalt always kill!