Monday Afternoon

It's Monday afternoon
I'm singin' a brand new tune
Strummin' with the boys
Makin' lots of noise
They can probably hear us on the moon

It's Tuesday afternoon (Tuesday... afternoon)
I went into the local saloon
I bought twelve rounds of shots
And I caught chicken pox
It turns out that I'm just not immune

It's Wednesday afternoon (afternoon)
I met a pretty girl named Mary Sue (she was so pretty)
I asked her to dinner
'Cause I thought I could win her
But she got up and left me halfway through

It's Thursday afternoon (Thursday... afternoon)
I went outside and saw a big raccoon
He was eatin' my trash (so much trash)
So I tried to kick his ass (tried to kick his ass...)
But he jumped on me and tore my pantaloons

It's Friday afternoon (Friday... afternoon)
Sittin' on the front of the pontoon (that's a great kind of boat)
I was fishin' off the side
Then a catfish caught my line
And he tugged me, pulled me into the lagoon (that sounds really wet)

It's Saturday afternoon (Saturday... afternoon)
Meteorological balloon (I don't even know what that is!)
It went way up high (so high!)
To the top of the sky
It'll be back on the ground by noon (that's cool, I guess)

It's Sunday afternoon (Sunday... afternoon)
I'm getting pretty sick of this here tune (yeah, me too)
So I'm changing up the chord (wait, wha-what?)
And throwing a curve ball at you! (Ahh!)
Thank you for listening to this song!
Maybe next time you can sing along!
I bet you thought this song was almost done!
But a brand new song has just begun!



Credits
Writer(s): Matthew William Graber, Matthew William Vorsteg, Timothy Ray Henderson
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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